THE NACHBOST C0NSPIRACY
Have you ever wondered WHY they don't want you going into the Nachbost Forest?
THEY warn you of "danger": monsters, creatures, whatever. I don't trust them, THEY might be hiding something..
I sent out a friend to investigate, who we will call Dew, he told me he came from the North and was hiding from someone named. I asked him if he was willing to help research the forest, and be able to hide. He accepted, so I gave him a walkie-talkie, and told him to say something when he saw anything strange in there.
Dew's findings On the walkie-talkie, he told me
It looked like the sun was setting. It was noon, strange..
He said he saw "red eyes watching him". Must be hallucinations caused by the forest's paranormality.
The last thing he said was that he saw a cabin with a sign next to it that says "Welcome in". I told him to go inside, he did, then the signal cut out.
The reason WHY the South Kalte Times, or even the Kalte Times aren't talking about it is because THEY KNOW. THEY KNOW and THEY DON'T CARE. In fact, they WANT people to go in there and die, it'll teach the citizens to stay obedient. If you're reading this and are from South Kalte, North Kalte, or even Cerulia, Spread the word, and tell the sheeple to WAKE UP.